The Coffee Table (DVD, 2024) NEW Estefanía de los Santos David Pareja Josep

Description: PLEASE READ BELOW BEFORE BIDDING AND ASKING ANY QUESTIONS ITEM DESCRIPTION This DVD is BRAND NEW!! FACTORY SEALED!! NEVER OPENED!! It includes all the original cases, covers, inserts and, of course, the disc(s) itself. Product Description Jesús and Maria love each other, endlessly, magnificently, even though they sometimes just don’t notice. But hey, now that their little lump of love is born, everything’s going to work out. Sure, Maria still has a bit of a North-Korean streak in handling the household, calling all the shots when it comes to the color of their apartment walls, the name of the baby, the food they eat, the TV shows they watch, the thickness of the toilet paper and their holiday destination. Jesús, to prove to her and himself he ain’t some spineless trilobite but that he has a will of his own, gets to pick the coffee table. Hallelujah! A hard-won victory that he’s cherishing by picking out the most aggressively ugly little thing imaginable, the furniture equivalent of Liberace getting lost in Ikea. An unbreakable wonder, says the salesman. Overpriced, says Maria. It will bring boundless happiness to their lives, says the salesman. Their worst nightmare, says us… Cayé Cases is a black belt in humor of that very same color, his previous feature KILLING GOD already convinced us of that. Now he’s pushing the limits of unbearableness even further and he doesn’t need evil ghosts or monsters or possessions to do so, just a little insignificant coffee table. But mark our words, that damn table will drive you through a mental hell, stuck in a limbo between nervous laughter, disgust and an urge to cleanse your eyes of the images they’ve just been exposed to. The question is, can you handle that? OUR TERMS AND GUARANTEES We will contact the auction winner(s) via email within 24 hours of auction close with any specific instructions that may be necessary to complete the transaction. We will also notify the auction winner(s) when their order has been shipped by sending an email to their ebay email address. WE DO NOT SELL illegal bootleg tapes, copies, screeners, or any type of illegally burned CDs/DVDs! ALL ITEMS ARE FACTORY ORIGINALS and, unless otherwise noted, include their ORIGINAL US factory made cases, inserts/game book and, of course, the items themselves. All DVDs are GUARANTEED. If you receive a damaged, defective or otherwise unusable item from us, please inform us within 15 days of shipment and we will replace the defective product. In the event that the defective item is no longer available, we will substitute for another item, credit your account or issue a refund minus the Shipping. Buyer must make contact within 3 days of the end of auction and payment must be made within 10 days of the end of auction. Please have funds ready to send when you are bidding. Your personal information will never be shared or sold to anyone. Your transaction is strictly confidential, and you will receive your product in discreet packaging. Finally, there should NEVER be a reason to leave us negative feedback. That is NOT the proper way to get our help with a problem, just contact us and give us a chance to provide an appropriate solution. Permanently hurting our reputation by leaving us negative feedback or threatening negative feedback will NOT get you the service you are looking for, again, just email us if you have a problem with your purchase. PAYMENT TERMS Payment is expected within 10 days after the auction closes. Please include the following with your payment: Username Auction number(s) Item name Shipping Address We accept the following forms of payment: . PAYPAL Credit Cards (Contact us for details) SHIPPING TERMS Your DVD(s) will be shipped within 48 hours of receipt of payment. All DVDs will be shipped discreetly.The flat rate shipping fee using USPS FIRST CLASS MAIL is $ 3.00 for the 1st DVD, $2.00 for each additional within the USA. International orders, INCLUDING CANADA, using USPS AIRMAIL are $20.00 for the first DVD, $5 for each additional. Rush and Expedited shipping options are available to most areas; please feel free to contact us for pricing and other details regarding the auction. I COMBINE SHIPPING Please View Our Other AuctionsAnd Save On Shipping Powered by SixBit's eCommerce Solution

Price: 24.99 USD

Location: Arlington, Texas

End Time: 2024-09-01T03:10:30.000Z

Shipping Cost: 3 USD